John Gualandi's Angel Inteligence Made Easy

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Garden of Eden story

June 10 2021 Partial sunrise eclipse

June 10 2021 Partial sunrise eclipse

Mogul in the Garden of Steven (continued)

Bill saying that he felt faster than the spirit of the wind while riding the beast. Mogul laughing telling Bill he looked like the spirit of the wind riding in on lion his first trip around the garden. Telling Bill again how professional he looked coming to that progressive slowed stop and getting off to give him a hug.

     Beginning to laugh Bill says to Mogul that even though it's only going to be a day and half to get back to the Garden of Steven for a total of 3 days. Also counting 3 more days walking back to the Garden of Eden for a complete total of 6 days, including the 3 days originally leaving to find Eden and 3 days back to the Garden of Steven. The whopping sum total of 12 days I have yet to shed 1 drop of blood, sweat, or tear. Bill quickly adding that this didn't include the eating games they played. Mogul beginning to laugh, Bill said because God knows I know what a terabyte is. Almost unable to hold back his laughter Bill says Mogul you know I was trying to win.


     Part five: coming soon, Bill may work together in science with Mogul to discover the atom and Moguls halfway there maybe we will drop the "S" with the "t" "N" the Garden of Eden. The next chapter would be The lion, Bill and Eve and the discovery of the atom in the Garden of Eden.


Part five: Mogul and Bill get ready to head back to the Garden of Steven.

     Before heading back Bill hesitantly asks Mogul if he would like to see him shoot his arrows. Mogul very happy with all that Bill had made with his idea of killing animals said he didn't mind at all. Bill grabbing his bow and basket of arrows came back to the rear entrance to the den. Where Mogul was yelling at lion to come back. Bill said maybe he was going to the feeders and Mogul said no that he actually took off after a small creature that was at the feeder. To both of there amazement lion was running back to them with the small creature in its mouth. Lion coming to a stop dropping the lifeless creature right in front of them. Both Mogul and Bill in awe of what just happened. Bill picks up the creature giving lion a gentle rub on his nose as a thankyou gesture and asks Mogul if this had ever happened before. Mogul said no but lion had never been outside the garden ever since they were together and he's never had any creatures to chase after. Mogul beginning to giggle a little says to Bill if this would of happened back at my Garden of Steven, it would of been looked at as a tragedy.

     Bill still looking at the lifeless creature says to Mogul, well since it was pretty much an offering from lion would you care to stay for dinner? Mogul not saying no asks Bill if he's ever tried this kind before. Bill telling Mogul that his skills with his bow and arrow are not that good yet and that he was always looking at bigger targets. Bill beginning to laugh asks Mogul if he had seen one of these creatures before and if he tried the shit pies.

Mogul unable to hold back his laughter said yah but they weren't pies they were more like pebbles and continued to explain how he even added white water from other animal nipples that they fed there young. Bill so excitedly yelling, and it still tasted like shit? Mogul laughing uncontrollably now replied that it was even worse, it tasted like diahrea. Bill, Mogul, and lion all rolling on the den floor in tears laughing.

     Regaining his composer Bill asks Mogul if he had given a name to the small creature with big ears. Bill picking up his ears showing Mogul how they were almost as big as his whole body. Mogul looked at Bill and said yah and look how big his back feet are. Bill picking up the back foot says oh my god. Mogul very seriously says and you know what they say about big feet and big ears right? Bill with a confused look on his face says no what? Mogul starts laughing and says I'm sure it's not true anyways pointing to its pee pee, see he looks like me. Bill and Mogul giggly as HELL again Mogul says that he named them thumpers because when he seen one interacting with another one they were as close as we were riding bareback on lion and he was thumping one of those big feet really fast. Bill said to Mogul he was glad that they were getting along so well and asked if he wanted to go for a walk to gather some sticks for the fire?

     As they went to gather sticks, Bill emphasizing how excited he was that Mogul was going to eat a kill and how perfect it worked out because Moguls lion had actually killed it. Bill said that his answer before to eating a kill was no way and now it was yah way. Entering the forest area Bill showed how he placed his kill on the ground to cut longer sticks in half he put the sticks in its mouth and stepped on its head. Mogul turning away saying he would rather risk breaking his own skin to cut sticks. Bill quickly apologizing realizing he should of known Mogul wouldn't of been ok with that. Bill telling himself to be more careful because he was feeling to comfortable about Mogul and his different ways  because the circumstances were making it so easy. Putting the sticks in a pile just outside the tree line in the back yard.

     Bill joking with Mogul saying look it's your tenthouse Mogul. Mogul laughing says yah it kind of looks that way doesn't it. Bill showed mogul how the dry leaves in the center with the sticks he put in the ground first were what he was useing to start the fire. Bill grabbed a pair of animals skins with the fur on the inside telling Mogul this is how he spins the starter stick without getting any splinters. Bill laughing says or in your case Mogul without even shedding a drop of blood. Bill says I use dead animal skin that could even handle the rugged abuse when alive too, because they have thicker skin than us. Mogul actually gave Bill credit for how smart he was and said he just didn't have the heart to hurt something else. Bill showed Mogul how he rolled the stick and got the fire started pretty quickly.

     Bill looking at Mogul taking off his wolf skin mittens and wiping his fingers down his arm and under his eye saying not a single drop. Not one drop of blood, sweat, or tear was shed to make this fire. Mogul very impressed laughs and says to Bills surprise we haven't started eating yet. Bill laughed and said there wasn't enough meat on thumper to get a terabyte, so that ain't happening.

Mogul all giggly and excited as he got says yah well this fire looks like it could get pretty hot. Bill looks at Mogul and starting to laugh a little says I'm used to the heat and I can always take off my buckskins if I feel I'm about to sweat. Mogul and Bill start laughing hysterically again as lion was not this time. Lion was sitting still as a rock just staring at the fire as if hypnotized.

     Bill trying to stop laughing as Mogul was now continuing to laugh because of how funny lion looked staring at the fire. Bill yells to Mogul to look and to Moguls amazement they were both laughing so hard tears were clouding there sight. Bill joking as he did said they took a terabyte of laughter but that they were laughing so hard he thought they were going to laugh to death and said they were taking enough killabytes to be a whole terabyte. Mogul and Bill rolling in laughter Mogul screaming for Bill to stop because he couldn't handle any more. After coming to there senses and wiping away the blindfold of tears. Bill tells Mogul he will be right back, he has to go out of sight to get thumper ready for the fire.

     Returning with the skinned and seperated parts of thumper as there was one front leg, one rear leg, and half a rib cage on two sharpened sticks. Bill explaining that the sharpened sticks were actually bones of a wolf and a buck, and that he was still experimenting to see which bones held up better through the test of time in the fire. Mogul letting Bill know how impressed he was with what Bill had learned and done. Letting Bill know that his six days of blood, sweat, and tears he wouldn't do it again period, but he definitely wouldnt do it any other way. Mogul assuring Bill that his giving up his pee pee to have him was worth every pee pee.

Bill and Mogul both laughing as Bill shows Mogul how to hold the kill above the fire. Explaining how you slowly warm it up as to not burn the outside before cooking the inside.

     After eating thumper they hopped on lions bare back and rode him all the way from the back yard, through the den, out the first front gate of the den, through the Garden of Eden and out the main gate to return to the Moguls Garden of Steven. Mogul letting Bill steer lion first while taking the rear for a while. Mogul says to Bill that he will be back here thumping his foot like thumper to get lion to go faster. Bill quickly yells yah because you have parts like thumper and I can handle going faster steering lion, but when I'm taking the rear while you steer we will go slower. Mogul agrees that that's a great idea. Bill yells real loud no way and Mogul very quickly replies yah way.

 Part six of Moguls Garden of Steven

     The return from Bills Garden of Eden

     As Mogul and Bill stop and get off of Lions bare back at the gate of the Garden of Steven, Bill says to Mogul while giving each other a hug. I didn't even have to come too, and now I have a 3 day walk back to my Eden. Mogul laughing says you know you didn't have to but it sure did feel good riding lions bear back together. Bill starting to laugh says, that's all I could think about was riding lion. I really didn't even realize til we got off together that I didn't even have to come too. Mogul says to Bill that he is more than welcome to stay. Bill laughing says, what and stay in your little tenthouse. I'm way to spoiled in my penthouse Eden to have to get on all fours to crawl into your little teepee.

     Bill unable to hold back laughing hysterically says, I'd be scared that us rolling around in our sleep would start that stack of sticks on fire. Mogul only slightly laughing says, you do have a good point. Mogul really feeling proud of his first Bill and company he had and how well he was doing. Mogul very seriously looks Bill in his eyes almost looking as if to cry and says, I am very proud of you Bill. You are my little sweet potato that I watched bloom into a real man beast. Mogul telling Bill that he still wouldn't kill an animal himself but he would let lion roam outside the Garden and if he did bring him an offering he'd try to cook it.

     Bill immediately telling Mogul, the way you cringed when I stepped on thumpers head you had better hope lion brings you a bird. Bill laughing says, because pulling out feathers is the only thing you could handle. Mogul giggling says your right and I don't think I could pull feathers out either. I guess I'll just look forward to our visits to each other. Bill making sure Mogul knows that his visits to the Garden of Eden are going to be more than Bills visits to camp teepee. Mogul and Bill in tears laughing Mogul says good point because I'd rather sleep in the penthouse house my "p" made than the "t" I made. Unable to control themselves Mogul and Bill on the ground just inside the front gate of the Garden of Steven give each other a final hug before Bill gets headed back.

     Coming to there senses Bill gives lion a big hug and gently rubbing his nose as a gesture thanking him for an easy new tasty meal. Bill telling Mogul that after having had a thumper he is going to try to improve his bow and arrow skills. Mogul still laughing says, just have them ready for me to eat and I don't care what you do. Bill giving Mogul another hug telling him again how Moguls approval of his ways were a real relief and will look forward to seeing him come to visit. Bill telling Mogul that he was looking forward to showing him  his buck eyes he uses to look closer at things and assures Mogul that they would make some discoveries together. Bill reassuring Mogul that they would find the real building sticks of life. Mogul real excitedly yelling no way and Bill yells yah way. Bill leaving the Garden of Steven with a huge smile on his face.

     Bill making his way back to his Garden of Eden, seeing the gate to enter notices on the other side of the mountain a much bigger cloud of smoke then he ever noticed from his fires. Almost too tired to even walk through the den from his 3 day walk, he was very interested in what the smoke was from. Making his way to the back side of the mountain and stepping into the back yard he noticed the tree line where he left his fire burning the entire forest all the way to the other clearings where there was no trees was nothing but a smouldering mess. Bill noticed that the fire had stopped where the trees stopped and decided to call the grassy areas firewalls where the fire was blocked from continuing to consume more.

     Bill already being tired and now disappointed with himself for so carelessly leaving his fire going  while he left to ride lions bare back with Mogul. Bill telling himself that he shouldn't let himself get so excited about something that he is blinded to anything else he would need to pay attention to. After his day and a half bare back ride on lion with Mogul then 3 day walk back to his Eden and now 3  hour parameter check of his smouldering forest from firewall to firewall. Bill was actually starting to sweat a little and decided he was going to take off his buck skins and sleep bare skin on his grey wolf skin rug. Bill was living the life of luxury and would worry about what he was going to do with his now black smouldering frorest in the morning.


     Part seven: Bill rested from his journey and  would figure out what to do with the charcoal between firewalls in the morning.

Can food be magic verses fast food

Fast food versus can food
I prefer fast food but I love can food too
can food last forever and really would but I can't just leave it on the shelf
fast food is only awesome if you eat it right away
can food is awesome either way
fast food will make you sick if you wait too long to I eat it
and seriously it doesn't take long before you have to shit
can food can be magic at its best have you never seen corn digest
no matter how much you chew it the kernels come out whole again
Fast food on the other hand always looks different than when it went in
I'm a big fan of eating right now when I'm hungry but some times fast food ain't fast enough and can get real angry
I mean really how long does it take to heat up some already cooked food
I can open a can in no time flat and I ain't even got to heat it up for it to taste good
Fast food service can make you feel like a king
seriously getting service is awesome and I ain't even joking
but when push comes to shove fast food always comes out first Sometimes really feel as though you're going to burst
but I can handle waiting to shit especially when it's obvious it's getting put back together again
not that I rate my meal on how it looks after digested
but it can be interesting in more ways than one
can food is wonderful if you're home all alone no one is judging on how healthy it really is
fast food on the other hand everyone is
not that it matters who is watching you eat
it's still nice when you can just open that can and eat
price is usually comparable now with the dollar menus without a doubt
and if you haven't looked at your shit lately
maybe you should start checking that shit out.
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